the beehyve chronicles

"Crisis Counseling"? - Oct 20 '04

These Americans sure are ready for any contingency! Even the Golden Gate Bridge has a phone line ready for any emergency or suicide attempts.

Glas Kat - Oct 16 '04

Five Differences between a World Power and a Third World Country with regards to Clubbing:

1. World Power clubs overcharge exorbitantly.

2. World Power clubs show performances from acrobats, jugglers and even gigolos.

3. World Power female clubbers dress up in very skimpy outfits.

4. World Power male clubbers pitch pick-up lines like there's no tomorrow.

5. World Power clubbers bump and grind in ways that will leave the MTRCB's jaws wide open.

Great America - Oct 16 '04

One hour wait for a one minute ride - perfect metaphor for my situation right now.

JJ and me - Oct 13 '04

Overheard at Sushiya Restaurant in Libis on 1999: "Kapal talaga ng mukha ni Renante! Sobrang bilib sa sarili!"

Overheard at Nan Korean Dining Bar in Japantown on 2004: "Kapal talaga ng mukha ni Renante! Sobrang bilib sa sarili!"

'H'ere's to you! - Oct 2 '04